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cait, 29/f, recovering liberal arts major and full-time OL.this blog mixes fandom & real life, apply your own discretion.

HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake

Dirtbag Zeus on thetoast.net (via laurencombeferre)

My friends with cinematography degrees tell me this is where the “script girl” job name originally comes from.

(via minimoonstar)

(via batgirls)

thedragonbornlives:

ygdrazl:

mspbandj:

browsing the fall releases and I came across this gem
I am so fucking pumped oh my god

What’s that? Swimming anime wasn’t enough for you fuckers?
Well here.
Merman anime. Just because. Eat your hearts out.

Yes please

thedragonbornlives:

ygdrazl:

mspbandj:

browsing the fall releases and I came across this gem

I am so fucking pumped oh my god

What’s that? Swimming anime wasn’t enough for you fuckers?

Well here.

Merman anime. Just because. Eat your hearts out.

Yes please

(via bitter-plum)

2 days ago

outofcontextdnd:

(upon failing a roll while in magical water)

DM: You think you might be a duck. Maybe you’ve always been a duck. The water is nice.

Deva player: Were all my past lives ducks too?

DM: Of course. You’re from a very proud lineage.

Deva player: …I go for a little paddle.

"What happens in the Watermelon Tub stays in the Watermelon Tub."
Meilolo ; Gaspard ; Thor —Ruby Road Militia
Leviathan [NA]

(Source: meilolo)